Urdu Shayari & Lateefey

When a single teacher cannot read all the subjects So how can a single student read all the subjects.. this joke site

Whenever the math teacher said let's assume I knew then that this question was beyond my comprehension

Student, why did you give me 0 in the Urdu paper? The teacher was compelled because I could not give less

Those were wonderful days too When Madame Rooster made us And in the test she used to lay eggs herself.

The principal is angry If anyone goes to a girls' hostel, they will be fined Rs 100 for the first time Two hundred rupees for the second time You will be fined five hundred rupees this time Pappu after thinking for a while, what will be his monthly package?

Teacher, what will be the effect of running out of water in the country? Gujar spoke after thinking for a while The milk will start to get pure

Leave the girls, she used to call me a teacher Get up from there and sit in front of me

Teacher: Tell me how long is the universe ??? 😕 Me: 4.9 ft Teacher: (Surprised) How is that ?? 😲 Me: She lives in our neighborhood. 😀😁😂

From Teacher Pappu: Explain the difference between a fly and a mosquito Pappu: After thinking for a while Miss flies inspect and the mosquito then vaccinates

Grammar teacher: You are dancing, we are dancing, everyone is dancing !! What time is it ?? Student: Ignorance....

* Teacher, why do you come so late ??? Pappu ... That teacher is a board along the way School is ahead. Go slowly

Why does the lizard walk on the wall ??? Girl:. We also walk on the ground. Has the lizard ever said anything ?? !!!!

Teacher: Exams are approaching. If you have any questions, ask them. Student: Master, what are the questions in the pamphlet?

Teacher: Take 2 out of 2, what is left? Student: Teacher, we don't understand the question. Teacher: If I give you 2 loaves to eat, what is left? Pathan: Salan. 🤣😂😂😂😄

One student saw his teacher drowning in the river So he ran towards the madrassa shouting tomorrow is holiday... tomorrow is holiday....

Teacher: If I didn't do my homework tomorrow, would I make a rooster? STUDENT: Well, I'll bring the teacher a loaf of bread and a bottle of coke The two will party together.

Urdu Lateefay   1 کچھ -سزائیں, صرف لڑکوں, کے نصیب میں, ہی لکھی ہوتی ہیں جیسے کہ مرغا بننا یا دلہا بننا == 😛😛😛😛 Some sentences are written only for boys Like being a rooster or being a bridegroom 😛😛😛😛 2 کچھ اس انداز سے جھٹکا اس نے اپنی زلفوں کو اکٹھی چار جوویں آ گری میرے دامن میں He shook his hair in such a wa…

1 رشتے دار انکل:اور بیٹا زندگی میں کیا کرو گے؟ میں :کچھ بھی کر لوں گا انکل،لیکن کسی کے گھر جا کر ایسے سوال بالکل نہیں کرو گا In English 1 Relative Uncle: And what will you do in life, son? I will do anything, uncle, but I will not go to anyone's house and ask such questions at all..   2 دل سے تمہارا خیال جاتا نہی…